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Täna hommikul tabas mind miski kole. Esimesel hetkel õue minnes tundus ere päike lihtsalt natuke .. ere. Muidugi polnud mul päikeseprille. Aga siis hakkas see järkjärgult valu tegema. Silmadele. Nii hullusti, et ei suutnudki neid enam korralikult lahti teha. Paar korda oleksin peaaegu et auto alla jäänud, kui vett voolavate silmadega poolpimedana suures segaduses liigelda üritasin. Täiesti arusaamatu igatahes.

Ja nüüd on tuju unine. Halb. Ja läks just veel halvemaks. Ja kurvemaks.
Hea ei saa ühes kohas tõesti kaua olla.
Kurat küll

Mmm.. ei, ma ei jäänud magama ja ei kuulnud su juttu!

Lugesin kuskilt, et ühte magamata ööd pidi nädal aega järgi magama. Isegi siis vist, kui lisaks öisele unele igal võimalikul hetkel natuke und varastada. Nojah, tundub loogiline ... not. Või otot, siiski. Ehk on tänane uni natuke tulemuslikum oma tööga. Et jah, see paganas riigiteadlaste pidu oli. Ja mingil müstilisel kombel kestis ta kaua. Nii kaua, et kui tantsust ja kilomeetritest valusad jalad mind lõpuks horisontaali viskasid, said nad teadvusetust nautida vaid napid kaks tundi. Ehh, joonistamine möödus väriseva käe ja põlvedega ja kui ma lõpuks diivaninurgas täiesti pahaaimamatult korraks istet võtsin, siis järgmine hetk võpatasin ärkvele Pajupuu kriiskava naeru peale. Kaad, Pajupuu, ole mu äratuskell! (Mõningaid häirivaid elemente loobitakse ikka vastu seina ju.) Edasine päev möödus edukalt vaheldumisi vegeteerivas olekus padja lähivaadet nautides või hoopis erakordselt hüsteerilise naeru saatel jõululaule lauldes telje taga asjatades. Pffff, magaks nüüd kohe KAUA.

I can't wait, no, I can't wait!

Nothin' ever happens in this town
Feelin' low down, not a lot to do around here
I thought that I would go right outta my mind
Until a friend told me the news
He said, "You know that vacant lot
Right beside the gas station?
Well, somebody bought it
And on the spot they're gonna build a shop
Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
Since then I've been walking on air
I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
I've been waiting since last June
For this day to finally arrive
I'm so happy now just to be alive
'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
Well, I hope they open soon
I can't wait no, I can't wait
When they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' I'm goin' to the oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
I pressed my nose right up against the glass
You know, I had to be first in line
Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
Want a pair of pliers for every single room in my house
See those hacksaws? Very, very soon
One of them will be all mine
Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
All arranged alphabetically
And they're doing a promotional stunt
There's a great big purple sign out front
That says every 27th customer
Will get a ball pein hammer free
I can't wait no, I can't wait
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' I'm goin' to the oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' I'm goin' to the oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
I can't wait no, I can't wait
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' I'm goin' to the oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the hardware I'm goin', really goin' I'm goin' to the oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store!!!